But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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