i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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