Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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