Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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