these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
being pregnant is like rehab
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
