The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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