Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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