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(217): View more from Illinois

we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match

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(304): View more from West Virginia

They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.

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(614): View more from Ohio

she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.

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(248): View more from Michigan

WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i think i just naturally attract stoners

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