I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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