he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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