I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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