margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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