i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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