Pappa wants mamma naked
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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