I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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