Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Randomize
