Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I'm having to shit out rocks
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