ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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