I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We just shotgunned beers for America
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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