dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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