Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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