My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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