is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
