I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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