why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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