TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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