so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Randomize
