so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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