I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I fill condoms, not promises.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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