meet me or not, i'm out of control
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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