Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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