Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I understand Curling. That high.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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