How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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