get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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