Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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