Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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