Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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