Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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