after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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