HIV tests are more positive than that guy
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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