How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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