We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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