glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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