Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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