I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
do nipples grow back?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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