so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
He kissed a someone with a penis
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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