If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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