were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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