I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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