if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
oh god the rape fog is back!
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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