If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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