Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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