you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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