And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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