Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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