if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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