We're like a lot better than the average bears
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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