Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Houston, we have a blender
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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